Step one: Place your kayak in ankle deep water.
Step Two: Place your paddle perpendicularly across the back deck of the kayak with 3/4 of the paddle hanging off one side.
Step Three: Grip the paddle with your thumb and hold on to the coaming on the back of the cockpit with one hand.
Step Four: Using your paddle as a BALANCE, not a weight support, sit down on the back deck of the kayak behind the cockpit, keeping one foot in the water and the other in the cockpit..
Step Five: After regaining your balance, place your other foot in the cockpit.
Step Six: Slide down into the seat, and your on your way.